Live and learn #1

Don't bend over when you yawn, you might drool on the floor.


bm: Jack off jill- my cat

Teeest

Okay, so everybody's doing all sorts of tests theese days. And i am no better than to also dip my pinky-toe into this "trend" . And who doesn't love a good test? After all, defining ourself is what makes the world go 'round.


So, first test: Wich religion is the right one for you?

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism		75%
Buddhism		67%
Hinduism		67%
Paganism		63%
atheism		46%
Islam		46%
agnosticism		42%
Christianity		33%
Judaism		29%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Hmmm, interesting....





Bm: Love and rockets- it could be sunshine

World peace!

From time to time a selected few people discover signs. Usually interpreted somewhat holy. It might be a quaint light show-virgin mary on the side of a shopping mall, the devil in an ink-splat on the wall or a white calf with weird fur markings, or even more fun: signs in fruits and vegetables. Its like a fruity-kinder egg, cut it open and surprise!- a sign has been revealed. And you can even eat it afterwards. Yaay!

Now, a few days ago i was slicing some tomatoes, and wholdn't you know, one did contain a sign, a peace-sign even! As tradition says, the sign-finder must make a prophecy of some sort. And as the fruity sign-finder that i am, i declare world peace! Now we're just waiting for the white peace-slug with two behinds to be born.

Ps: the tomato was yummy!

See? Fruity-peace is upon us!